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written by siftbot  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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thats true. My book is very small so congrats to you

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
It's always a good day when you make it to the top of an inflatable vagina'a book. Of course, it's always a good day when you make it to the top of any vagina's book.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
mgr.... i cant stop fucking laughing at the ham sandwich... priceless...you've been promoted to "tops" in my book

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Stranger: horny?
You: Depends.
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
Stranger: f
You: You must be to start off like that.
Stranger: hahaha you guessed it
Stranger: you?
You: I'm a guy. ALways.
Stranger: haha thats true. what would you do if i were strapped to your bed? make me wet
You: Get a ham sandwich.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I crack myself up.

You: Hello!
Stranger: i believe spring man,and you?
You: I believe fall?
Stranger: do you know spring man?
You: I know spring woman.
You: She bake me some brownies once.
You: I eat them, and then feel funny.
Stranger: right,she is super man 's sister.
You: I think I pooped.
You have disconnected.



written by inflatablevagina  | 2 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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mgr.... i cant stop fucking laughing at the ham sandwich... priceless...you've been promoted to "tops" in my book

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Stranger: horny?
You: Depends.
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
Stranger: f
You: You must be to start off like that.
Stranger: hahaha you guessed it
Stranger: you?
You: I'm a guy. ALways.
Stranger: haha thats true. what would you do if i were strapped to your bed? make me wet
You: Get a ham sandwich.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I crack myself up.

You: Hello!
Stranger: i believe spring man,and you?
You: I believe fall?
Stranger: do you know spring man?
You: I know spring woman.
You: She bake me some brownies once.
You: I eat them, and then feel funny.
Stranger: right,she is super man 's sister.
You: I think I pooped.
You have disconnected.



written by inflatablevagina  | 2 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Thanks, the more people know about how to use the ' the better.

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*promote


written by cybrbeast  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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Just thought i'd leave this here in case you didn't read it on the page - it might explain something as to why people get in some way snippy when people american people talk about "europe".

Please ignore the insult at the end, it wasn't aimed at you, i include it because it's in the original, i directed it to the people who mass-upvoted a comment comparing the diversity of "europe" to the diversity of the US.

I hope you understand what i mean here, it's really hard to explain how apathetic we are about being part of "europe" and how we feel completely unconnected. I can't think of a parallel for you, it's just a feeling you get when you live here for a while. And a feeling of "not being connected to the countries you are supposed to be connected to" is a really unique emotion

>> ^MarineGunrock:
>> ^conan:
backpacking for two weeks? through europe? i guess he's another of those ignorants who think of europe as one single country. it's a CONTINENT! what do you expect to see of a whole continent in two weeks? even if he managed to see 4 countries that's nothing. awkward attitude.


Why do you have to be a dick about it? If I can easily make a road trip through the U.S. and see all kinds of sights, why couldn't I backpack through Europe in two weeks? What you just said is the equivalent of saying "he must be another of those ignorants that thinks of the U.S. as one single country and not 50 states." WTF does it matter if he said he's going backpacking through Europe? I if go backpacking and visit Paris, London,
Berlin and Barcelona, why am I not allowed to say "Europe"?


So many right things and so many wrong things in 1 paragraph. You're right, his pomposity was bullshit, but so is your comparison of america to europe.

Although you can OF COURSE visit a great section of europe in 2 weeks, i think what many people don't understand is that a lot of people over here have never even consider themselves european. I can barely call on an equivalent for you guys because there's nothing similar for you that i can imagine.

We never really refer to europe exept in terms of the european parliament etc. So for most people, if you were having a conversation and said "yeah i went to europe, i went to spain and portugal" they'd chuckle - not because they're being pompous or anything, but because most of us see it as such a vague term for such an aggregate mass of countries - and we don't feel bound to each other in any way. We'd only say we'd been to "europe" if we'd visited like 90% of the total countries. And even then we'd only say something like "i've been to most countries in europe"

I'm having a very hard to explaining that although we have a collection of countries that are associated and the european union and all that jive, to the average european civilian, we could not be further divided from our other european neighbors.

I as a british citizen feel more associated, connected, whatever with the USA than i do with "europe"

/facepalms all round

I think next chance i see i'm going to randomly lash out at someone and make a vaguely pro-american statement and see how many votes i get


written by dannym3141  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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They both made me laugh out loud, but the ham sandwich was pure genius. More please.

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Which part? Ham sammich? I'll be laughing about that one all day.

In reply to this comment by eric3579:
Frickin' brilliant! That was just a great way to start my day

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Stranger: horny?
You: Depends.
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
Stranger: f
You: You must be to start off like that.
Stranger: hahaha you guessed it
Stranger: you?
You: I'm a guy. ALways.
Stranger: haha thats true. what would you do if i were strapped to your bed? make me wet
You: Get a ham sandwich.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I crack myself up.

You: Hello!
Stranger: i believe spring man,and you?
You: I believe fall?
Stranger: do you know spring man?
You: I know spring woman.
You: She bake me some brownies once.
You: I eat them, and then feel funny.
Stranger: right,she is super man 's sister.
You: I think I pooped.
You have disconnected.



written by eric3579  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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Frickin' brilliant! That was just a great way to start my day

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Stranger: horny?
You: Depends.
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
Stranger: f
You: You must be to start off like that.
Stranger: hahaha you guessed it
Stranger: you?
You: I'm a guy. ALways.
Stranger: haha thats true. what would you do if i were strapped to your bed? make me wet
You: Get a ham sandwich.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I crack myself up.

You: Hello!
Stranger: i believe spring man,and you?
You: I believe fall?
Stranger: do you know spring man?
You: I know spring woman.
You: She bake me some brownies once.
You: I eat them, and then feel funny.
Stranger: right,she is super man 's sister.
You: I think I pooped.
You have disconnected.



written by eric3579  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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written by siftbot  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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Can you un-hobble me or is there some bureaucratic process I have to wait for?


written by budzos  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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On second thought, after actually looking at the FAQ, I think this is bullshit.

Q 30 (Hobbling)
"unstable members have a meltdown and use their star powers to inflict damage to the site as well as the whole community. In order to cope with this unfortunate possibility, there exists the ability to hobble (or handcuff) an abusive member before they can continue doing damage to the Sift.

Diamond members and above have the ability to instantly hobble any starred (or better) member who is blatantly misusing their abilities."

Q 32 (Comments)
* What can't I say in a comment?

We love a good fiery comment thread, but sometimes they go overboard. Please avoid personal attacks. It's okay to criticize ideas but refrain personal insults. Please avoid blatantly racist speech, threats, or other verbal abuse. This goes for comments in public arenas as well as private member profile comments. If a comment is bad enough it will probably be deleted due to negative feedback. "

It looks to me like I was not abusing my star priveleges to inflict damange on the site or community. I merely posted an inappropriate comment, which should have been deleted if you felt it was so inappropriate.

EXCESSIVE FORCE!

EXCESSIVE FORCE!

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
I really like you man, but that comment was out of line. Sure QM can be the biggest of douche bags, but an open insult like that was too much. Don't take the hobbling too hard, man. It's nothing personal, dude. Things just need to be done for fairness sake, you know?


written by budzos  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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I consider it a legitimate protest of QM and his fucking nonsense, and accept the hobbling as an expected penalty of my actions. QM does suck dick, BTW, I really did hear it from a reliable source. Seeya whenver it's over.

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
I really like you man, but that comment was out of line. Sure QM can be the biggest of douche bags, but an open insult like that was too much. Don't take the hobbling too hard, man. It's nothing personal, dude. Things just need to be done for fairness sake, you know?


written by budzos  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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Danka sir.

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
*quality


written by spoco2  | 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Thank you.

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
*promote


written by thegrimsleeper  | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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One interesting thing is that shot glass didn't actually produce the hit I was expecting; instead it hit the writer's offhand remark about a "shot of acquitted felons streaming out of the courthouse". But it worked, so hey.
It's Lazydude's fault he's hard to find, though. He wore the bathrobe to distinguish himself - he should have included that tag somewhere in his video descriptions.

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Haha. That's damn near the same string of keywords that I used! I just didn't scroll all the way down! Thanks!

In reply to this comment by ReverendTed:
I Googled movie reviews bathrobe shot glass and the last link on the first page was your answer: Lazydork.



written by ReverendTed  | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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written by siftbot  | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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oh yeah. I have seen that entire documentary. It's a good one. I keep looking for good clips of it to sift but all the ones I find have embedding disabled. I have decided it was because they are assholes. Thanks for showing it to me!

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Thought you'd find this interesting, since you voted on that news clip.

http://www.videosift.com/video/BBC-Documentary-Guys-and-RealDolls



written by inflatablevagina  | 4 months ago | CH
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Thanks that was long but really interesting. I don't know how I would react to my boyfriend having a real doll...I would probably poke it's boobies and laugh.

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Thought you might find this interesting: http://www.videosift.com/video/BBC-Documentary-Guys-and-RealDolls


written by Lann  | 4 months ago | CH
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she also likes reeses, twix and a good old thigh rub.

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
What if I can't find Mr. Pibb? Would Dr. Pepper do? Or am I just assed out and would get a "sorry, maybe next time"?

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Yes pizza should do the trick.
Cheese and pineapple please. Oh and a Mr. Pibb. Then you're a shoe in

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
The results of a proposal are 50/50? What, it just depends on what kind of mood you're in at the time? Remind me to show up with pizza when I do it, then.


Everyone loves pizza.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
That's what everyone says to me.
Results are 50/50


In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
I don't know whether I should be creeped out or if I should propose...

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Then I'd say... Nice to meet you

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
What if I said that it was the tentacles that did the trick?

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Not wrong..... everyone loves a gigantic tentacled vagina.....right?

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Is it wrong that the sight of that turns me on?



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