Kuga
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( KOO - guh )
"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
If I downvote your video, don't take it personally unless I leave a comment saying that you're a worthless shitsack.
"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
If I downvote your video, don't take it personally unless I leave a comment saying that you're a worthless shitsack.
Member Since: 2007-09-18
Last Power Points used: 2008-07-02 • Available: 7 hours 16 minutes 47 seconds
Max Power Points: 1
Last Power Points used: 2008-07-02 • Available: 7 hours 16 minutes 47 seconds
Max Power Points: 1
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Rank: 76
Rating:
107 star points
Votes Received: 3074
Votes Cast: 2780
Comments Posted: 416 • browse
Comments Applauded: 6
Sifted Videos: 90
Sift Talk Posts: 1
Dead Pool Fixes: 11
Profile Views: 10837
Rating:
107 star pointsVotes Received: 3074
Votes Cast: 2780
Comments Posted: 416 • browse
Comments Applauded: 6
Sifted Videos: 90
Sift Talk Posts: 1
Dead Pool Fixes: 11
Profile Views: 10837
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In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Don't worry, buddy, just keep doggedly submitting videos of old ladies shitting and horny nerds fucking rolled up towels and I'm sure you'll get there eventually
Thanks
In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
That's just ridiculous. There's NO way you're both Gold100. It took me a long time to get to that point...and I still haven't submitted anything of substantial quality yet.
Snoozedoctor told me this one:
Man's wife is in a coma in the ICU. Nothing has worked for her. The doc takes the husband aside and says, "we've tried everything. Nothing has worked. However, sometimes if you perform oral sex on them, they snap out of it. Are you willing to try it?"
The husband says, "of course, if you think it will help." So, he walks in and they draw the curtains to give them privacy. A minute or two later the EKG flat-lines. She codes and dies. The doctor says "I don't understand, what happened."
The guys says, "Well I'm no doctor, but I think she choked to death."
In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Thanks, kronosposeidon! Nice to have you back.
As for crude jokes, what starts with a C, ends with a T, and emits a thin whitish fluid?
...a coconut.
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Congratulations to both mintie and Kuga. It's always awesome when the ladies make rank here. Without them this place would degenerate into a joint with videos about dick jokes and farts. (No offense, blankfist.)
So...have you ladies heard about the man from Nantucket?
In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Thanks for including me in that post!
In reply to this comment by LadyDeath:
Oh my lady sorry I modify my post I forgot about your hundred too
Congrats
http://femme.videosift.com/talk/mintbbb-makes-a-100-Come-and-Join-The-Party
In reply to this comment by Kuga:
This adorable little puffball gets my first *promote!
In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Thank you so much for fixing that! I felt like such an idiot.
In reply to this comment by dag:
Hmm, I guess we need an undiscard - [fixing manually]
In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Shit, man. I accidentally discarded your Sift Talk post, my mistake completely.
In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Thanks
In reply to this comment by Crosswords:
better quality here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMPC9uamsvk
In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Thanks!
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
*promote the Blessed Virgin. Should have done this yesterday for Mother's Day.
In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Utterly shameless vote whoring, I say!
In reply to this comment by Krupo:
I've shamelessly sifted up your link.
http://www.videosift.com/video/I-DONT-KNOW-WHAT-IM-YELLING-ABOUT-Brick-Tamland-highlights
http://www.videosift.com/video/I-DONT-KNOW-WHAT-IM-YELLING-ABOUT-Brick-Tamland-highlights
In reply to this comment by Kuga:
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!
In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Congrats! Uh...when you actually hit it, that is.